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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

"Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?"


For the low cost of 100 pounds (about $186), you can by a 2% ownership in the Holy Grail if it is found by the sellers. Your investment will entitle you to 2% profits from the sale or commercial exploitation of the Grail, and you will be allowed one sip from the legendary cup, although you'll have to provide the beverage and the sellers cannot be held responsible for "the mysterious powers of the Grail." If the Grail turns out to be a person, you will be allowed access to said person to get a picture or have them autograph your tit.

"Oh, yes! An African swallow maybe . . . but not a European swallow. That's my point."

3 Comments:

Blogger Fletcher said...

If the Grail turns out to be the anthropomorphic incarnation of the femininine principle, as postulated by some, I wish to have a dip into her.

It will probably mean death, but it wold be going First class.

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11:02 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Fletcher, only you could so eloquently say you want to screw Mary Magdalene. My hat's off, sir.

8:07 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

(queen in my case)

12:06 AM  

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