The Second Side

I could put something really witty here if I wanted.

When you stop believing in coincidence, paranoia is only a heartbeat away.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Heeyy! Owww! It's a museum, hah! Git on up! A museum of sex machines, heeey! Zabba-dooba.

Sorry.

Other odd museums here.

Heather said...: Damn...I knew it...had to be in Europe. The Americans would never go for something like that!

Next time I make it across the Big Blue, I shall have to make a side trip, see what all the fuss is about.

word verification: btgpgtgs

big pigs? Not the visual I want going with this sort of thing....; 12:01 PM
Jimmy said...: Maybe there is a big pigs museum, too. If you do go, send me a postcard. You don't have to get me anything from the gift shop, ha.

ccaooax: how Mel Tillis says "coax." Makes no sense if you don't know who Mel Tillis is.; 6:30 PM
Davis said...: M-m-m-mm-m-(ding!)-Mel T-Tillis?

Rock on.; 9:11 PM
Jimmy said...: "Miss Jones is comin'—Miss Jones is comin' (ding) Miss Jones comin' on the evening train."; 11:21 PM
Unknown said...: Maybe I should order something? An antique sex doll? Does that mean she is dressed in Victorian style?
&; 3:18 PM
Jimmy said...: No, it means she's 85 years old.; 6:28 PM
Unknown said...: Is she rich?

What am I saying!?
&; 9:16 PM
Jimmy said...: Rich in love, my friend. Rich in love.; 12:34 AM
Unknown said...: The iron corset is kinda hot, but the voyeuristic chamber pot gives me the creeps. And the handle-operated vibrator? Oh jeez. How could that possibly work?; 8:13 AM
Jimmy said...: I think you'd need a partner for the handle-operated vibrator.

And what's with the electric, anti-masturbation machine? Shouldn't that be in the Inquisition museum or something?; 9:02 AM