Sex Machine Museum
Heeyy! Owww! It's a museum, hah! Git on up! A museum of sex machines, heeey! Zabba-dooba.
Sorry.
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Heeyy! Owww! It's a museum, hah! Git on up! A museum of sex machines, heeey! Zabba-dooba.
Sorry.
Other odd museums here.
10 Comments:
Damn...I knew it...had to be in Europe. The Americans would never go for something like that!
Next time I make it across the Big Blue, I shall have to make a side trip, see what all the fuss is about.
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big pigs? Not the visual I want going with this sort of thing....
Maybe there is a big pigs museum, too. If you do go, send me a postcard. You don't have to get me anything from the gift shop, ha.
ccaooax: how Mel Tillis says "coax." Makes no sense if you don't know who Mel Tillis is.
M-m-m-mm-m-(ding!)-Mel T-Tillis?
Rock on.
"Miss Jones is comin'—Miss Jones is comin' (ding) Miss Jones comin' on the evening train."
Maybe I should order something? An antique sex doll? Does that mean she is dressed in Victorian style?
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No, it means she's 85 years old.
Is she rich?
What am I saying!?
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Rich in love, my friend. Rich in love.
The iron corset is kinda hot, but the voyeuristic chamber pot gives me the creeps. And the handle-operated vibrator? Oh jeez. How could that possibly work?
I think you'd need a partner for the handle-operated vibrator.
And what's with the electric, anti-masturbation machine? Shouldn't that be in the Inquisition museum or something?
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