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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

You're Gonna Have To Do Better Than That

I suppose it's possible this has been Photoshopped. Either way, it made me laugh. You can have the burritos, amigo, but you'll only get my pizza when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.


Blogger Steph said...

I heart burrito's.

I don't care how dirty that sounds.

Say it loud, say it proud!!!

3:04 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I heart burritos!! (but burritos don't heart me)

5:06 PM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

I love the little tacos!

I love them good!

10:56 PM  
Blogger Steph said...


8:44 AM  
Blogger Davis said...

That' funny.

What's moronic is the fact that a shit-ton illegal immigrants had a protest march, and no one thought to pick them up........

TACOS RULE!! (burritos too)
(and Cruch Wrap Supremes, and nachos, and enchiladas,and....)

2:12 PM  
Blogger Tree said...

mmmm...Taco Bell...

Um, so, I can make burritos myself or purchase them at the abovementioned place, which happens to employ nothing but white folks where I live, so I fail to see the connection between illegals and burritos.

Oh well.

And Davis is right. Wasn't that a prime opportunity for those hunting for illegal immigrants?

10:54 PM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

At least 90% of the apartment complex in which I live is hispanic. No idea who is legal and who is not.

My attitutude is this: *Everyone* who wants in, line up. Come in. Get your Citizen Identification Number. Everyone, I don't care. I have to have one and I was born here. So everyone gets one.

You work, you get taxed. You work without a CIN, you get airdropped into Boliva.

If you *hire* CINless workers, you loose your business license, get fined and loose your possessions to auction, just as if you were a drug dealer. You are also Ineligible for any government assitance for five years. Screw jail time, I don't want to pay for your upkeep.

The above goes for you Russian fuckers mistreating your Russian workers, too. You know who you are. shuka

Tired, now. It's early, and ranting is hard work on an emtpy stomach.

7:59 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

If we get rid of all illegals, does that mean the Chinese will take away all my stir-fry and sesame chicken? :(

I heard last night there's been a petition for the National Anthem to be sung in both English and Spanish. I am highly pissed off by this. I agree with Fletcher, let them come as long as they do it correctly, but I would add one more thing...this is America. You want to live here, you have to adapt to the culture, laws, etc.

Okay, no more ranting. I'm hungry. Maybe I still have some tortillas in the fridge....

11:55 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I think all fingers should point South. By all accounts I've read by people who live there, Mexico is a lovely place to live if you're upper or middle class. But, they have a strong class system, and they don't want their lower class folks around anymore than we do.

There's no excuse for the poverty in Mexico. They are rich in oil and other natural resources. They have beautiful beaches, ancient ruins and other tourist attractions. They need to be protesting their own government, not ours. It's fair to say that most Americans were ambivalent at worst about illegal immigration, but seeing people carrying signs that say "this is my continent, not yours" will only make people mad.

And the burrito thing? Well, them's just fightin' woids.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

It's especially bad when they protest waving their Mexican flags.

That oughtta help, eh?

W.V.--iwgle......say it, you know you want to...

3:46 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Speaking of Mexico..happy Cinco de Mayo! (Okay, it's a day sue me, I'm lazy.) Whether we like 'em or hate 'em, they DID kick the Frenchie's asses! Viva la Mexico! :)

10:22 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Well, kicking French ass ain't much to brag about, ha. Just kidding.

Seriously, are you sure the French even showed up??

3:13 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Oh, they showed up, but the Mexicans threw care packages over the walls of their forts with tequila and burritos in them, so while the French got drunk (which they're good at) and the shits (gotta love Mexican food), the Mexicans beat the hell out of them.

Okay, okay, so I wasn't there...but I like to think that's what happened!

6:32 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Oui! Sounds like as good a history tale as any.

Then the Mexican army marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Oh, that's good.

Remind me not to get into a battle of wits with this crowd.
I'd lose.

(No, that's not sarcasm...)

Seriously, Jimmy, the thought of the Mexican army marching in backwards (and the French falling for it, no less) left me in tears, I was laughing so hard.

Then again, I'm easily amused :)

Thanks for brightening my day!

word verification: ppwbj

Um...peanut paste with blackberry jam? My favorite!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Happy to have amused you. The burritos and tequila care packages gave me a good laugh as well.

. . . peanut paste? Is that what we Midwesterners call peanut butter?

9:44 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I prefer to call it peanut butter, but it fit.

9:50 PM  

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