Let's Get It On
The debate is raging—could the U.S.S. Enterprise destroy the Death Star? Tree, tell 'em they're crazy to even ask . . .
posted by Jimmy | 1:57 PM
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8 Comments:
This is honestly a question I could not answer and feel good about. Like it would ever happen. The Death Star was so long ago (in a galaxy far,far away), and The Enterprise was all future. The creator that is still alive should answer that question........ha
Star Wars RULES!!!!!
Yes, Star Wars rules, but, dude, Kirk took down Khan man-to-man. Just whipped his ass, and Khan had ten times Kirk's strength.
I can sense Tree getting hot from here . . .
Oh man. I would have lost sleep over this one had I read it before I had gone to bed. Grrrr. Just the thought of it!!!
Pffft. We all know that no one, I mean NO ONE, can get one over on Kirk. Not even Vader.
Hey, if one farmer from Tatooine can blow up the whole Death Star with a little rocket blaster, the Enterprise would have absolutely no problems. They might have trouble maneuvering that big-ass ship through Death Star guts, though. Not to mention getting past the energy shield. Okay, maybe a few problems. Maybe I should rethink this...
Hmmm, is it merely a coincidence that Kirk is also a farmboy?
I'm sure Spock would work out the technical details.
Oh, and remember, Kirk has a dark side, too. We've seen it a couple of times.
The shield frequencies of the Death Star couldn't repulse the phased energy weapons of a Constallation Class starship.
That doesn't even take into account a modified photon torpedo with a matter-antimatter explosive.
Bow before my geekiness.
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Kirk could also scare them off with the trusty Corbomite Maneuver.
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