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According to Iran's Ayatolla Khameini, if you masturbate during Ramadan, it invalidates your fasting. But, what if you "shake hands with the general" but don't spunk? Then what? So says the Ayatolla:
Sorry, Davis.
If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting.So, there you have it. If it "really comes out," your fast doesn't count.
Sorry, Davis.
posted by Jimmy | 10:58 PM
4 Comments:
I always learn somethng here.
What's funny is to imagine the conference the Ayatolla held with his associates to nail down this policy:
"Shouldn't do it during Ramadan."
"What if nothing comes out?"
"What kind of a masochist would do that?"
"I don't know, I'm just sayin'."
"Then they should be beheaded for stupidity."
"What if only 5ccs come out instead of 10?"
Who jacks off with the intent of stopping short?
Wow, masochist is right.
Damn. Oh well, time to let the blisters heal, I guess...
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