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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Important Notice

As you can see by looking around you, Spring has sprung, and one of my favorite parts of Spring's return is that it's time for the ladies to break out the tank-tops, shorts and sandals. Unfortunately, it also means that tank-tops, shorts and sandals are back for the men.

About the sandals, fellas. Unless you're going to the beach or working in your yard (and I say "you" because I take care of my feet), you have no business wearing sandals. Women's feet are lovely, polished and pampered. Most men's feet look like they stomp shit barefoot for a living. Trust me, Bruno, no one wants to see your cracked, gnarled, dirt-encrusted, fungus-ridden dogs at anytime. If you want to improve, I can assure you that there is no law—state for federal—that forbids you from touching your feet with a bar of soap.

Please keep 'em covered. Please.


Blogger Tricia said...

Now maybe I should use this for my next HNT?

Show off my new toe nail polish color called 'SoHo Nice to meet you'?

It's a great red.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Do it! And what a great name for the color. Mmm, red.

10:52 PM  
Blogger Tricia said...

It's a date then?
We will post HNT toe shots.
You did say you were going to do it too right?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. That's what you said right?

I love a man with a pedicure.
Sexy feet are sexy feet, whether male or female.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

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11:24 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

(whoops, screwed up the first one)

Does this mean we're working our way up the body? Could be interesting.

Actually, I've never had a pedicure, but this could be the time to try something new . . . I wonder how many people we could get to do this . . . Fletcher?

11:46 PM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

I've been told that I have lovely Welsh feet. Small, well formed, great arches. The rest of me is gruesome, however.

No any naked days for Fletcher.

But the rest of you may feel free.

11:51 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I'm sure everyone would like to see some lovely Welsh feet.

12:17 AM  
Blogger O said...

My nailpolish is also currently red, and it is called "I'm Not Really a Waitress".

You should do it for HNT T!

And we should all go for pedicures. They're essential.

1:23 AM  
Blogger Bud said...

Excellent point, Jimmy. I never heard of chicks getting off on a guy's feet.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Tree said...

So, we have just determined one of our activities for The Gathering. Pedicures for all!

(The nailpolish on my toes now is hot pink. Strangely and sadly it has no name, though it's from London and that pleases me. I would like a job that involved naming lipstick and nailpolish, though I'd come up with naughty names and likely get fired.)

10:59 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

O: Another unusual color name. This is a new world for me. Maybe my color could be "I'm No Longer A Man." Do you get a foot rub with the pedicure? Is that part of the deal?

Bud: I hadn't heard of that either, but it's good to know. Nice to have one more thing in the arsenal.

Tree: A group pedicure, eh? What a picture that would make, ha. And hot pink toes? I can hear Fletcher fainting from here . . . I'm getting a little dizzy myself.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

I did not faint. yet.

Hrm. A pedicure. I will think on it.

10:51 PM  
Blogger Chris Jart said...

I must admit that I find sandals on men to be very unmanly. It's just plain disturbing.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Fletcher: Regarding the pedicure--I'll do it if you will.

Chris: You're right. Unmanliness needs to be added to the list of reasons men shouldn't wear sandals. It's a whole new level of disturbance.

This discussion has got me paying closer attention to the color of women's toes. What's with the silver and black and M&M blue? I think women's toes should be colored some member of the red family with a creatively sexy name.

9:59 PM  

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