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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Captain America

I will kill your leaders and convert them to Christianity!!!


Blogger Jimmy said...

Actually, what I mean is that I'll convert them to Christianity and then kill them. Yeah, that's it.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Supergirl said...

ooh baby that is one hot picture

you slay me

2:32 PM  
Anonymous BatGirl said...

Jimmy Olsen is also Captain America?
Cool. I like guys with secret identites.
And masks.

2:38 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Supergirl, I can pump iron all day long, but you can still balance me on the tip of your pinky finger. That is so hot.

Batgirl, it's the Jimmy Olsen in me that you secretly desire. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Thanks for welcoming me into the Justice League of America, ladies. It was a hoot.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous super retarded kid said...


9:39 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

Whoah...super retarded kid is off the chain.. WOW.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous the REAL spiderman said...

how does Wonder Woman pee in the Invisible Jet? Does she have invisible pee? If so,.....That's hot.

9:47 PM  
Anonymous The Joker said...

the REAL spiderman
I do believe that you have a unique fetish. Invisible pee.

Captain Jimmy
Pillage before you burn!

1:50 AM  
Blogger Tree said...

Davis - I'm still laughing over "Tard On!"

10:33 PM  
Anonymous batgirl said...

It's the Jimmy Olsen in me that you secretly desire. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Perhaps it is! What will happen to me?

I will link you, O my Captain.
See you soon!

11:55 PM  
Blogger O said...

Thanks for the linkage....but I am Eros, Logos. Don't hate me for my crap URL.

11:56 PM  
Anonymous wonder woman said...

Yes, I have invisible pee.
Good thing too. Everybody has just been waiting for that one.

I never drop trou in the invisible jet... unless I've been drinking. Then I do fly-bys!


12:20 AM  
Anonymous batgirl said...

Oh c'mon WW...we all know you drop trou in the invisible jet when you like your passengers enough...

1:31 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I just want to know when Wonder Woman will show us the invisible corset.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Davis: Tell Super Retarded Kid he's flying in the wrong direction again.

Joker: Pillaging is your department, I believe. I'd appreciate any help you could offer.

Batgirl: Actually, Jimmy Olsen is one of my minor personalities. He's pretty submissive, but maybe you like that.

Wonder Woman: Invisible pee must make for a boring Golden Shower.

Supergirl: You're still my number one gal, as long as you do that bottle opening trick for me again.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Batgirl said...

I'm extremely flexible Jimmy. One of the benefits of the secret identities. I'll play many games! So long as Captain America will also spank me when I'm a very bad Bat.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I shall. You want me to use my shield or just my gloves??

7:29 PM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

Blast. I need a cold shower. Again.


11:31 PM  
Anonymous batgirl said...

Oooh, choices choices....I'll leave it up to *you*, O my Captain.

12:18 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Batgirl, I look forward to it. It's good to be the Captain.

Fletcher, yes, getting quite warm in here.

Also an announcement. My 2 year-old twin daughters were watching "Cinderella" this morning. When they saw Prince Charming, they ran to the screen, pointed and said "There's Daddy!" (chest puffing out, head swelling). So, I'm trading the superhero spandex for the Prince Charming spandex.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

Well, Jimmy. You have the legs for it. At least you did in your rock and roll days.

11:38 PM  

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