Church Panty Party
A Bishop of the Church of England has encouraged Christians to use unconventional methods to bring people into the flock, including lingerie parties. The good reverend says:
Other possibilities mentioned are chocolate parties and pamper (not Pampers) parties.
No word on Inquisition parties or Exorcism parties.
"I have not conducted a lingerie party myself, but when Bridget Jones was all the rage I know that some Christian groups were holding knickers parties," she said. "To be honest, I am not sure what happened at those. Nobody has told me."Apparently, what happens at the lingerie party, stays at the lingerie party.
Other possibilities mentioned are chocolate parties and pamper (not Pampers) parties.
No word on Inquisition parties or Exorcism parties.
posted by Jimmy | 1:44 PM
7 Comments:
Damn. An exorcism party would be fun.
Maybe I'm just weird, but I think Latin's sexy.
I eakspay atinlay . . .
I'd go to church if they gave me free chocolate and had a weekly exorcism.
Maybe we can all get together and have an exorcism party. I'll bring the holy water and a spare poltergeist.
That sounds like fun. 'Tis the season, after all. I think I might be possessed, but you'd better tie me down, because I think it's the spirit of John Holmes.
exorcism party
I would like those too, although I would need to hold my mommy's hand afterward.
Jimmy's possessed by John Holmes? Did this blog go triple X all of a sudden? Why didn't I get the memo?
I don't know what to say, Monkey. I can't imagine how the spirit of John Holmes could've gotten into me. Nope. Can't think of a thing. Uh-uh.
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