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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Wanna Join Uncle Sam's Porn Squad?

No, really! The FBI will use agents and support staff (snicker) to investigate porn dealers. Agents are privately poking (snicker, snicker) fun at the new job posting. Not sure how much public support there will be for this new government crusade, since the porn industry has come (guffaw) a long way toward mainstream acceptance, and several big-name companies profit from it.
"I guess we've won the War on Terror," says one anonymous agent.

7 Comments:

Blogger Monkey said...

I read about this. Another thing one of the agents said is they didn't want to add this to their resumé. But I like the "I guess the war on terror is over" quote better.

Amazing!! Is this tax payer dollars?

1:53 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I would imagine it probably is tax dollars, which won't be so bad since all they'll need for undercover work is a trenchcoat.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Oooh! Save money on clothing, check.

But think of the dry cleaning bills!

10:04 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Ooo, good point. And where will they hide their guns?

10:15 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Errr... I'm not going there. Nope. Nope.

5:14 AM  
Blogger Davis said...

I'm guessing they would already have their "weapons" handy. I said "handy"........

7:35 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to be on the porn squad?"

9:20 PM  

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