I've Been Tagged

Okay, it's come around to me, courtesy of my friend, Stephanie. Here's all you need to know about little ol' me . . .

Seven Answers to Seven Questions:

Seven Things I Plan to do Before I Die:

• Stand on top of the Great Pyramid.
• Finish one of the five novels I've started.
• Travel in space.
• Celebrate my 150th birthday.
• Play a gig at Madison Square Garden.
• Record my own CD.
• Live in a castle.

Seven Things I Can Do:

• Play the guitar.
• Juggle.
• Write dirty limericks.
• Make people laugh.
• Write songs.
• Run a 25-minute mile.
• Make perfect scrambled eggs.

Seven Things I Cannot Do:

• Dance.
• Be handy around the house.
• Put my leg back over my head.
• Speak another language.
• Draw.
• Get up early without coffee.
• Fly a plane.

Seven Things that Attract Me to Another Person:

• Warped sense of humor.
• Passion.
• Assertiveness.
• Creativity.
• Even-tempered.
• Curves.
• Curiosity about life and the universe.

Seven Things I Say Most Often:

• Cool.
• Sounds like a winner.
• It's me again, Margaret.
• Okay.
• Ya know?
• Huh?
• Goddammit, you had a yield sign, motherf*cker!!

Seven Celebrity Crushes:

• Sade (the singer, not the Marquis).
• Jennifer Aniston.
• Melissa Etheridge (I know, I know).
• Madonna.
• Monica Bellucci.
• Elizabeth Hurley.
• Carole King.

Seven Random Facts About Me:

• Gothic literature is my favorite reading material.
• When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes used in a painting.
• I believe in intelligent life in the universe.
  
• I have twenty-five scars on my body.
  
• I don't kill animals.
  
• I'm a descended nephew of Arthur Middleton, a signatory of the Declaration of Independence.
• I'm a lefty.
  

If that's not a great resume, I don't know what is.