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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Been There

Quite funny when read aloud:


Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

11 Comments:

Blogger Defiantly Damned said...

Oh, that IS FUNNY! I love it.

Welcome back... it's good to hear from you again. You have been missed.

4:49 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm reading this in the library, and so am reading it "aloud" in my head...very challenging! And damn funny!!

Yay Jimmy!!

:)

11:15 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm reading this in the library, and so am reading it "aloud" in my head...very challenging! And damn funny!!

Yay Jimmy!!

:)

11:16 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm reading this in the library, and so am reading it "aloud" in my head...very challenging! And damn funny!!

Yay Jimmy!!

:)

11:17 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm reading this in the library, and so am reading it "aloud" in my head...very challenging! And damn funny!!

Yay Jimmy!!

:)

11:17 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm reading this in the library, and so am reading it "aloud" in my head...very challenging! And damn funny!!

Yay Jimmy!!

:)

11:19 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm reading this in the library, and so am reading it "aloud" in my head...very challenging! And damn funny!!

Yay Jimmy!!

:)

11:22 AM  
Blogger T - Another Geek Girl said...

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!
~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836

Happy Christmas to you and yours!!!

6:25 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

DD: It's good to be back. I've missed the whole blogging thing. Still trying to decide what direction I'm going with this here blog, but I thought y'all might get a chuckle out of this.

Heather: So glad you enjoyed it. I've tried to comment on your blog, but am having trouble. Is it that "beta" business? They're trying to get me to switch. Should I do it?

Oh, and are you by any chance reading this in the library? ;)

Tricia: Thank you for that most excellent quote. It brought a smile to my face. Since becoming a father, I have those types of Christmases.

Glad your boy is doing better.

11:12 PM  
Blogger T - Another Geek Girl said...

You totally made that up!

As Defiantly said... you have been missed! O and I were just talking about you. We miss the good ole days. And that wicked humor!

I'm holding her hostage... heh!

I told her no roon sirbees here. I don't think she gets it.

2:49 AM  
Blogger darling said...

Highly amusing :) lol

12:48 PM  

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