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When you stop believing in coincidence, paranoia is only a heartbeat away.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Perchance to Dream

Sadly, I was not the Nebraskan who won the 365 million. It should be obvious, for if I had won the dough, you would all have already been flown out for the wildest, loudest, nakedest party you've ever seen. I'd have hired the Rolling Stones to play. Most importantly, I would have launched my presidential bid. The world came so close. Maybe next time.


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