Brokeback Iceberg

Six gay penguins at a German zoo are steadfastly refusing to let a woman come between them. Efforts by zoo officials to "flip" the birds to the other side in order to mate drew howls of outrage from gay rights groups. I didn't know gay penguins had a lobbying group.
They still aren't allowed in the military, however, and the killer whales just spit them the hell out. They're still snazzy dressers, though.