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When you stop believing in coincidence, paranoia is only a heartbeat away.

Friday, January 27, 2006

"Let's Get Ready to . . . "

. . . shit your pants! He's the Beast from the East (that's him on the left, in case you don't have your glasses on).

No, he's not the antichrist. He's Nikolay Valuev, WBA Heavyweight Champion. He's 7 feet tall, weighs 323 pounds and has an 85-inch reach. He boxes, enjoys literature, writes poetry and will beat the holy hell out of you if you disrespect his wife.

You gotta problem widdat?


Blogger Davis said...

Bigfoot has finally been found.....

No longer a legend.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Good Lord! Think of the size the sperm that created this must have been.

5:08 PM  
Blogger Tree said...

I just can't help staring at his forehead. It has a kind of gravity.

10:56 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

A wax......that might be good.....yeah, a fcabymrvwax........

7:01 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

Tree, email me!!!!! :p

It's blog related you pervs.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Imagine giving birth to this one. He chose boxing over fighting in the Philistine army against the Israelites.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Tree said...

Davis, I forgot to save your e-mail and don't see it on your profile, so e-mail me! ;-)

6:13 AM  

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