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An Egyptian cleric has issued a fatwa claiming that nudity during sex invalidates the marriage. Another member of the fatwa committee said that married couples could see each other naked but not look at each other's genitalia during sex and cover up with a blanket. The woman who argued against the fatwa said that "nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."

Well, of course.

Being Catholic doesn't seem so bad now, does it??