No Volunteers for Orgasm Research
You may have guessed by now that this is for women. A North Carolina scientist claims to have invented a device that will deliver an orgasm at the touch of a button, but is surprised that women aren't "beating his door down" to help test it.
A psychosexual counselor (and just what the hell is that?) says that women won't be interested in such a "quick fix," to which men the world over were heard to say "what?"
Good thing I didn't buy into this franchise.
A psychosexual counselor (and just what the hell is that?) says that women won't be interested in such a "quick fix," to which men the world over were heard to say "what?"
Good thing I didn't buy into this franchise.
posted by Jimmy | 7:13 PM
9 Comments:
Oh, yeah, I know which one you mean. I didn't see it either, nope.
Can I push the button??? Please?
Maybe the doofus missed the part where "getting there is half the fun".
Stephanie... you made my side hurt from laughing. All of you are crazy! Crazy I tell you!
Anyway... the woman says she would not buy such a device even if it were free. She likes it when Mr. Damned has to work for it. ;)
You know what would be fun? To hook it up to Davis and zap him when he wasn't expecting it.
I think I would like that.....
I mean..What?, nuthin'....
"Yes, I'd like a Whopper with wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy cheese.
"wiggy wiggy wiggy cheese"
Oh my God... I just bust something laughing. Mr. Damned and Calzone are looking at me funny.
I'll do it!
Finally a volunteer!! I thought I was going to have to throw on a dress and do my bit for science.
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