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Friday, September 09, 2005

Hey, Someday Giant Grasses Might, Like, Replace Fossil Fuels, Man!

Elephant grass might become the new oil and coal. Better stock up now, so someday I can load up the truck and move to Beverly.


Blogger Steph said...

Beverly, IL???

Where the chi-town Irish drink and fight?

Or like Beverly Hills?

7:33 PM  
Blogger Davis said...


8:25 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

I went to Wally World today and pulled up beside the same ford thunderbird they dumped the gas into from a trash can......
Same Color, everything. The first thing I thought of was C&C.....
what are the odds

8:28 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Stephanie, I was attempting a lame Beverly Hillbillies joke, haha. It fizzled, I know.

8:38 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

That was a great Cheech and Chong moment.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Steph said...


I get it. I need to start reading your posts in sing song voice.

Hills that is...

Got it.

Can you guys tell that I REALLY don't feel like packing tonight?

Moving sucks!

8:58 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Cheech and Chong are the greatest. Although I'll admit that I've only seen "go up in smoke" and listened to one record.

That's the extent of it.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Well, "Up In Smoke" is about their finest hour.
"You get a goddamn job before sundown, or I'm shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finklestein shit kid . . . son of a bitch."

10:38 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

And yes, moving sucks worse than Madonna in an NBA locker room.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Steph said...


10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing about which the original investigators are certain about is that no authentic reports of supernatural vampire infestation or kindred disturbances have taken place at Highgate Cemetery for three and a half decades.

The Vampire Research Society still has members living in the vicinity of Highgate Cemetery and they know of no recent sighting from any credible witness. Not so much as a rumour!

The person making these wild and unsubstantiated allegations is a well known local publicity-seeker and bandwagoneer.

He is attempting to manufacture a scare that the vampire is active again in the cemetery; yet he has provided not a scrap of evidence. No witnesses have been identified whose testimony could be checked. Not one person has independently come forward to verify his claim which still remains the fodder of cheap newspaper hacks.

We simply have to take his word - the word of someone with an infamous past with regard to Highgate Cemetery, someone who was jailed for five years in 1974 for tomb desecration and vandalism - and that is simply not good enough.

Vampire Research Society Message Boards:

Vampire Research Society website:

4:58 AM  

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