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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

"I know your dick is short."

Today I received a spam email selling Viagra. The pitch? "I know your dick is short."

Well, ain't that a beauty? That's the way to sell me something, yessir.

"I know your dick is short, care to give to the United Way?"

"I know your dick is short, you'd look lovely in this Hummer."

Jesus.

8 Comments:

Blogger Fletcher said...

Sorry, Jimmy. I think that there was an email server problem.

I'm pretty sure that you received an email that was meant for me.

Go ahead and foward it, if you would.

Thanks so much.

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11:30 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Oh, shit. I'll hurry then, because the rest of the email said they could give you three more inches by morning . . .

1:34 AM  
Blogger Tree said...

I get those emails, too.

Are they spying on me when I pee? I mean, I have NO inches. ;-)

And Fletcher, there are many parts of the body that make up for missing inches. Besides, most girls don't want something that pushes their cervix into their throat.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Davis said...

Gee, Tree, I'd get that looked at.

W.V. efozz (a rapping muppet, I'm guessing)

1:45 PM  
Blogger Defiantly Damned said...

Three more inches by morning? Well, Fletcher, that'd put you up to, what? 6 inches?

Just kiddin'... you know I love your penis. ;-)

2:38 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

And DD adds another comment to next year's all-star comment list . . .

7:39 AM  
Blogger Fletcher said...

I'd not mind if my penis was getting some love. Maybe the rest of me would get lucky, too. :)

Oh well. My favourite porn site has a nerd-girls section, so now I can REALLY get those fantasies a-rollin'.

Word verifuckation: vbpgl -- to only be taken by men healthy enough to engage in sexual activity.

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12:12 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Nerd girl porn? I like the sound of that.

10:00 PM  

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