How I Will Die
While watching whales in an observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you and everyone else around.So says the Death Psychic. How will you die?
posted by Jimmy | 9:38 PM
7 Comments:
I prefer both of yours to mine.
"A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure."
Gah!
While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.
So, now I have to click on the left side of that page and hope someone will help me?
Don't worry, Tree, I'm on the top of the list for liver failure......
HA!!
Jimmy, what is it with us and water.......
"While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below."
Aaack! That's it. That seals my phobia of rollercoasters, thank you very much. Grrr.
Stephanie: Yours is quick, but I wouldn't choose that one.
Tree: Yours is the worst so far. Keep a sharp eye on your doctor.
Davis: I'm not sure why we got the water deaths, but I don't want to drown. Death is going to have to come up with something better.
Monkey: I think you have the best one so far. A falling death would be quite exhilarating.
While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.
Here, Jimmy. There's my better one.
While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.
I will have to chew more carefully.....
-The Sister-In-Law
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