Our Cross to Bear
According to a British study, artists and poets and other creative types have two to three times as many sex partners and are more likely to show schizophrenic tendencies. They are also prone to act impulsively for the sake of experience . . . is there any other reason???
posted by Jimmy | 2:03 PM
6 Comments:
*gasp*
That's not like me at all.
Heh.
Nah, me neither. Nope, hmm-um.
Yes it is!
No, it isn't. Shut up! Shut up!
Well, bugger. I'm behind on the sex partners. Or...maybe I'm just not poetical enough. Naw.
I'm sure you'll get your "body count" up there. You're not using your dirty limericks on the girls, are you? 'Cause you might want to use your more romantic poetry for that.
Note to self: Don't start with a verse of five lines that in any way rhymes with Nantucket.
Heh, heh. Good thinkin'. I'd avoid any "your daddy must be a thief" lines as well.
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