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Thursday, September 15, 2005

"The Augmented Human"


An article on the future of bioengineering is both fascinating and just a little creepy. It features some of the more-than-human abilities our cyborg grandchildren will enjoy.
Among the highlights:
  • An implanted microchip in the brain will allow a person to send brain signals and control machines.
  • Contact lenses that will monitor blood pressure and blood sugar.
  • A wireless transmitter implanted in a tooth that will act as both speaker and microphone for a cellphone by sending soundwaves to the eardrum.
  • A prescription dispenser—implanted in the chest—that monitors body chemistry and releases drugs into your body when you need them.
  • Implants that will rejuvenate paralyzed muscles, damaged brain tissue and hearing nerves in the ear.
Now, this all sounds promising, but anyone who's ever read a science-fiction novel has to be a little uneasy.

5 Comments:

Blogger Monkey said...

A prescription dispenser—implanted in the chest—that monitors body chemistry and releases drugs into your body when you need them.

This scares the crap out of me!!

8:29 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

No kidding. I believe there is also an implant that makes you say "I love Big Brother."

1:10 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

What's with the litle flowers, Mr. Happy-Pants?

10:01 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

It's part of the template, loser. I could use boobies next time if that would be more manly.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

Boobies! I love boobies.

5:18 PM  

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