Random Thoughts for Your Friday Enjoyment.

• Sometimes, when I'm meowing at my cats like a little boy, they will suddenly look at me as if I said something they understand. That gives me the creeps.
  
• Christians wear the cross as a symbol of their faith, but in Jesus's time, the cross was just another method of execution. If Jesus had been crucified in our time, would his followers be wearing electric chairs around their necks two thousand years from now?
• I will not die of cancer. I won't allow it. Interpret that how you will.
• In the wedding and engagement section of the newspaper, have you ever noticed that the ugly couples look happier than the pretty ones?
• I wouldn't talk on the phone while sitting on the can, but I would while soaking in the tub, but wouldn't while standing starkers in my living room. Why is that?
• Are urinals set up higher on the wall in NBA locker rooms?
• When I die, nearly six billion people won't notice.
• I don't have any guilty pleasures. It's all pleasure, baby.