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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Do These Pants Make My Butt Look Big?


Having solved all problems of overpopulation, hunger and disease, scientists now turn their attention to studying the effects of select garments and fabrics on the appearance of the female derriar, uh, derrier, er, ass.
From now on, when we men get that dreaded question, we can preface our answer by saying, "Well, honey, studies have shown . . . "

8 Comments:

Blogger Davis said...

How do I apply for the job?

I have great credentials and experience............

9:24 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

Seriously. I do...

9:25 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

What? No, really.....

9:25 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

I mean it......

9:26 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

Whatever

9:26 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Yeah, I think I have the experience for this as well.

11:38 PM  
Blogger Monkey's Human said...

What the hell?? Are we spending money on this research? Please tell me no. Please!

I like my big butt. I cannot lie.

And that horse has an awesome ass.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Ooo, "Monkey's Human gotta big ole butt" (a little LL Cool J for ya).

11:34 PM  

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