"Turn This Plane Around, Or I'll Shit My Pants!"
In case you haven't heard, the skies are now safe from potential toddler terrorists. Children whose names match or resemble those on terrorist watch lists are being prevented from boarding planes with their parents. Are we feeling safer yet?
posted by Jimmy | 9:29 AM
2 Comments:
Keeping a baby off a plane because their name is on a government terrorist list?! I'm sure it's decimated the Toddler Terrorist League. I guess anyone who wants to blow up a plane should just use the Wile E. Coyote method - build a baby out of tnt and those little round bombs with a fuse, and dress it in toddler clothes. "Not on the list...go right ahead, Mr. Coyote."
Exactly. 'Cause profiling coyotes would be unconstitutional.
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