School Officials Not Sure What Causes Pregnancy
In an Ohio high school, 65 out of 490 female students are pregnant. There is too much to chuckle at in such a short story, but here are the highlights:
- The school is launching a "three-prong program" to deal with the issue . . . perhaps an unfortunate choice of words.
- School officials are not sure what caused so many pregnancies. Maybe it's the prong thing.
- "This will make it difficult for the Canton City School District to shake its academic watch designation by the state." No shit.
posted by Jimmy | 2:45 PM
6 Comments:
You cannot make this shit up!!
Incredible. Absolutely incredible. I die laughing now.
Yes, truth is stranger than fiction. Kind of makes "open campus" take on a whole new meaning.
They must've called in the sheriff to investigate this one.
"Barney, I believe these kids are havin' innercourse."
(giggity-giggity)
I heard that green M&Ms can make you preggers.
Yup... too many green M&M's... I think it is just hilarious that they just cant figure out what is contributing to the pregnancies. HELLO...McFly ????
Yes sir... Time to get ol' deputy Barney on the case.
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