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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

School Officials Not Sure What Causes Pregnancy

In an Ohio high school, 65 out of 490 female students are pregnant. There is too much to chuckle at in such a short story, but here are the highlights:
  • The school is launching a "three-prong program" to deal with the issue . . . perhaps an unfortunate choice of words.
  • School officials are not sure what caused so many pregnancies. Maybe it's the prong thing.
  • "This will make it difficult for the Canton City School District to shake its academic watch designation by the state." No shit.
Remember, kids, it only takes one prong to get you in trouble.

9 Comments:

Blogger Monkey said...

You cannot make this shit up!!

Incredible. Absolutely incredible. I die laughing now.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

"The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame."

Or maybe the fact that they should pass out free condoms, but would rather teach abstinence then safe sex?

Nah, It's probably just that hit TV show "Lost".

6:44 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Yes, truth is stranger than fiction. Kind of makes "open campus" take on a whole new meaning.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

They must've called in the sheriff to investigate this one.
"Barney, I believe these kids are havin' innercourse."

6:46 PM  
Blogger Davis said...

(giggity-giggity)

9:12 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

All right!

8:31 AM  
Blogger Monkey said...

I heard that green M&Ms can make you preggers.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Steph said...

It must be true!

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Jaxx said...

Yup... too many green M&M's... I think it is just hilarious that they just cant figure out what is contributing to the pregnancies. HELLO...McFly ????

Yes sir... Time to get ol' deputy Barney on the case.

2:34 PM  

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