I'll Bet This Record Stands Forever

I'll bet you didn't know (and neither did I) that the distinguished Guiness Book of World Records recognizes Madeline Albrecht as the world record holder for the most feet and armpits sniffed. Ms. Albrecht tested products for Dr. Scholl's. She's sniffed 5600 feet and an "indeterminate number of armpits."
And you thought your job stunk.